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queens metropolitan high school 

high school where white people from forest hills go to because forest hills high school is too ghetto in queens metropolitan the majority of stdents come from russell sage jhs 190 one good thing about queens metro is the girls that go there are really pretty queens metroploting high school is located one block away from metropolitan ave. the chilling spot after school is either wendys or mc donalds
friend 1 - yo mahh nigga when you coming to queens metropolitan high school?

friend 2 - Daammm bro i might be there until next year cause im stuck in ghetto forest hills hs ........

metropolitan 

1. noun - A ridiculous, unbelievable loss that you will likely lose sleep over.

2. verb - To let a seemingly inevitable win slip from your grasp, be it long or short term. Best used when done repeatedly.

3. adjective - Ridiculous in nature.

Etymology - New York Metropolitans (Major League Baseball)
1: "Dude! How did we lose that game...?"

"Don't worry about it, it was just a metropolitan."

2: "Did you see the game last night man?"
"Ugh, did they pull a metropolitan on that one, or what??"

3: "You seem off today, what's wrong?"
"Just having a metropolitan day, is all."
metropolitan by Mikayyz June 14, 2009

Leeds Metropolitan University 

A place to have fun , learn and give leeds uni a burn
Leeds Metropolitan University.........DUh

Hey dude Leeds Uni has just been Metted !

metropolitan 

(n) The act of vomiting on another person's ass and then proceeding to violate said person anally, essentially stirring the vomit with your penis (a dildo is an acceptable substitute in the case of lesbians).
Andrew gave his fiancé a metropolitan shortly before the wedding was called off.
metropolitan by DoubleA November 11, 2008

Metropolitan Police 

Corrupt, Institutionally Racist, Filty Swine, Bacon sarnie 🥓, Worksworth, Good for nothing

metropolitan caveman 

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.
Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman