The Metronome

Sex position used by two males, where one male is buttfucking the other while their balls collide continuously, depicting the motion of a metronome.

Did you see that video of Jake and Tyler doing the metronome? You could literally hear their ballsacks hitting eachother!

by Hairyballsonya May 7, 2009

metronome

n. An urban male of below-average height with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle (see also: metronomality n.)

Adam was both short and well-dressed: the epitomy of metronomality.

by Renee April 17, 2004

Metronome

a small metrosexual man with a funny hat.

"I practice with a metronome twice a day."

by Waffles McWaffleson January 12, 2010

Metronome Dance

The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.

All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.

by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011

metronomize

To play or practice music with a metronome.

This piece could use to be metronomized.

by Mitchg1 October 30, 2011

metronoming

Rapidly switching opinion in an argument constantly.

P1: I Cant with this guy, he keeps metronoming.
P2: Yea I hate when people do that.

by COMMUNISM 4 LIFE February 16, 2022

Metronome

A device that uses a steady, audible beat that is measured in beats per minute to develop consistent timing and rhythmic accuracy.

During rehearsal, the percussion section practiced with a metronome set to 120 BPM to tighten their timing before the full ensemble run-through.

by tnguyen741 September 8, 2025