mississippi birdbath

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.

My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.

by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008

Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.

Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!

by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

mississippilessly

(adv.) to count without the use of the word Mississippi. (e.g., 1, 2, 3). Popularized by Ross Geller from the sit-com Friends, in the episode "The One With Ross's Tan".

"I barely got to three Mississippi."
"You're only supposed to count to five!"
"Mississippilessly?"

by alrightbucko July 8, 2018

Mississippi Rumbler

When you sit on the table, and you fart. The resulting roaring sound is a Mississippi Rumbler.

Andy: Hey have you heard of a Mississippi Rumbler?

Dalen: No I haven't.

Andy: (farts) Ha, now you have! That registered a 8.2 on the Rumbler scale!

Dalen: Oh man!

by The Mississippi Rumbler November 12, 2009

Mississippi Back Wax

The act of sliding down a rocky hill drunk and shirtless removing hair/skin from ones back.

Jimbo must've drank too much, he slipped taking a piss and got a Mississippi Back Wax!

by Spencer Bergstrand August 6, 2008

Mississippi Flip

A hairstyle that covers most of the forehead and flips up at the end. Popular among upper-middle-class white males from Mississippi, ages 16 to 25, who have straight hair. Also resembles a reverse mullet, where the party is in the front and a more business-like approach in the back.

The fraternity pledge carried a can of dip and wore a Mississippi flip.

by JamesinMadison May 25, 2007

Mississippi Mousetrap

The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.

Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.

My cousin Molly sure got mad after I gave her the Mississippi Mousetrap.

by JohnnyTwoDicks September 26, 2010