Mugged for merlot

When your drink order is taking too long

the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight

by prinsesseidunn March 25, 2020

Lucas Merlot

A looser and less inhibited version of a traditional Lucas. Imagine a Lucas after a few glasses of wine: louder, snippier and a bit on the evil side.

The song "Evil Twin" by Meghan Trainor describes your prototypical Lucas Merlot. In the context of the song, Meghan Trainer would be the Lucas and the Evil Twin would be the Lucas Merlot.

by Chippy Champ November 22, 2021

white wine or merlot?

a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.

Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist

by thatsnoidea March 6, 2021

Merlone

The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.

She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.

by kidhamishi August 26, 2013

melotonous

a melody which is monotonous.

"this elevator jazz is infectiously boring"

"i know eh its melotonous as hell"

by shelmet May 12, 2009

merloaded

The mellow, slow-witted drunkenness that accompanies the consumption of too much merlot. Characterized by overly slow and careful speech intended to mask the level of one's inebriation.

I'll pass on having wine with dinner tonight - I got totally merloaded last night.

by Comma Boy December 25, 2008

Joe Merlo

Joe Merlo, from Quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the "ghetto" to town. His pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. Being part of the mafia, he will kill your white ass.

Idiot one: "Yo! Where's that Joe Merlo kid?"
Idiot two: "Gettin up in some bitches guts."
Idiot one: "Typical."

by pizzahutismyjam April 12, 2009