Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
by phantom shitter returns May 9, 2010
Get the toilet merlotmug. Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.
Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.
That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.
That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.
by slonob February 1, 2004
Get the merlot sippersmug. the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight
by prinsesseidunn March 25, 2020
Get the Mugged for merlotmug. A looser and less inhibited version of a traditional Lucas. Imagine a Lucas after a few glasses of wine: louder, snippier and a bit on the evil side.
The song "Evil Twin" by Meghan Trainor describes your prototypical Lucas Merlot. In the context of the song, Meghan Trainer would be the Lucas and the Evil Twin would be the Lucas Merlot.
by Chippy Champ November 22, 2021
Get the Lucas Merlotmug. by thatsnoidea March 6, 2021
Get the white wine or merlot?mug.