Merlins

A birth defect in which the recipient possesses small, baby-like arms that resemble a poker and a lobster claw; often the result of a mother smoking crack while pregnant.

Steeler: Look at that kid, he's got the merlins!
Kevin: Don't say that!
Steeler: Nah it's okay, the kid's a dick anyway.

by lookatem69 November 16, 2009

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merliah

She is Lorraine's bestfriend and no one messes with her.

Merliah is beautiful

by iamnotlorraine September 27, 2022

melìas

When u r at very end ur run and u r down and have thr bluest of blues. When u have on a good one for a minute and all comes crashing down. That feeling when it has never been so clear that run is over.

He's bin on a guuud one! But now I am pretty sure he's got melìas.

by SwtDckWlly September 23, 2023