office meercat

An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.

This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind

by Chazmeistro December 13, 2008

Tupelo Meerkat

Draw a smiley face on your penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."

*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis

Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS

So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same time.

by McCargo January 15, 2009

meerkat madness

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there maybe cake, coffee and doughnuts.)

I heard moans of disgust, so I stood up to see what was going on, only to find myself participating in meerkat madness, caused by Fred's crop dusting.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Meerkating

When one pops up over the edge of their cubical to be nosey as to what's going on around them.

There goes Shiela from the Customer Service meerkating again. B**** just has to know what's going on all the time...

by Anal Bum Cover for 1600. February 6, 2017

dirty Meerkat

When participating in Al Fresco sex -preferably in a meadow - and the girl is on top, she pauses - sits up straight and looks around sharply to check for any pervy dog walkers/ramblers/cyclists/hot air balloonists in the manner of a meerkat checking for danger.

Basil and Sybil were getting some afternoon delight in the meadow, Sybil climbed aboard and got down to it - then suddenly sat bolt upright in the Dirty Meerkat position when she heard a rustle in the hedgerow....

by basilthedog April 25, 2010

meerkatting

Standing up from your seat to get a better look at some fuss going on elsewhere in your office - especially if looking over your cubicle wall.

Wesley was yelling to Peter about the website and the rest of the staff were meerkatting.

by Count Ludwig August 26, 2010

meerkat action

When a good looking woman walks across a pub and you and your mate,s heads turn to follow her movements simultaneously.

as in definition.Usually one of us will spot a good looking woman approaching and the rest will spot their eye and head movements and all heads will follow her walk.Like a sentry meerkat and the rest of its troop.When this happens we refer to it as meerkatting or meerkat action.

by Amber hicks September 17, 2008