Cock-Meat-Sandwich

Sucking Dick basically

Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit

by The1337Arcade.Com July 28, 2008

cuck meat sandwich

From the old English cuckold and Harold and Kumar cock meat sandwich. Used as a term to pressure others into doing something. Used as an insult.

Example 1:
Friend 1: Hey wanna smoke some crack?
Friend 2: No not my thing man
Friend 1: Don't be such a cuck meat sandwich
Example 2:
Girl: Cum on my face!
Guy: No I don't wanna feel like I'm disrespecting you.
Girl: Wow you're a real cuck meat sandwich

by cuckmeatsandwich February 22, 2019

Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

by AlabamaBaby April 06, 2021

loose meat sandwich

A vagina with loose labia that resemble meat in color and texture. Typically roast beef and ham.

She has sex with alot of people. I bet people get lost in her loose meat sandwich!

by Bill Transue May 07, 2006

Smoked Meat Sandwich

The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.

I was nailing this chick, then I turned her around and totally fed her a smoked meat sandwich!

by Scott vanD October 27, 2008

loose meat sandwich

A pussy with huge flabby lips that engulf your dick even before you dive into the hole.
Sexy to watch your dick go in and out of that flabby lipped snatch while you fuck.
Also makes pussy lickin alot more fun!

Can I dig into that loose meat sandwich you twat?!

by a1tim January 12, 2011

Tibetan Meat Sandwich

When 7 black dudes face fuck a tall white Jewish person

Sam: Do anything fun last night?
Alisha: I had a Tibetan meat sandwich
Sam: Oh damn. I wish I was invited to that

by Tallwhitejewishguy December 22, 2021