Meat Curtains

The meat curtain is often found with fur, hair or stubble - on rare occassions the nude silky smooth meat curtain can be found. The silky smooth meat curtain is more common in Brazil. Like all meat it should be cleaned before eating and best served tender moist and hot.

From a 70's Aussie Film Classic - set in Alice Springs - In the throws of passion Madge cries out 'part my meat curtains Gavin'

by CJRed October 14, 2004

Meat Curtains

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.

Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious

by Fishy_Soup March 30, 2022

Meat Curtains

The outer lips of a vagina that covers the hole.

Her meat curtains were in the way while I ate her out, I had to pull them apart to get the job done.

by CrazyTruthFrom98 January 23, 2016

Meat Curtains

Another term for a woman’s labia that hangs low & loose out of her private area.

“Holy! Look at her meat curtains! That’s loose!”

by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007

Meat Curtains

Loose vagina lips that hang, this often caused by to much sex or old age. Also referred to as "Beef Drapes".

"Yea it was tough, the first act of the show didn't start until I pulled back the meat curtains!"

by sic n twisted August 30, 2006

Meat Curtains

A girls vigina lips that hang long because of over exposer to sex.

Damn, that girls had it so many times she got meat curtains, I wouldn't hit that for nothing man.

by King February 10, 2003

Meat Curtains

The point when a women has sex so much that her vagina turn into meat curtains.

Hey Jenna I heard u got some saggy Meat Curtains under those short shorts.

by JakeTheSnake155 October 7, 2009