Getting a mayonnaise packet inserted in your ass while a female shoves a handful of generic mac and cheese up your ass as well.
by Ronjermeysdentist October 29, 2011
Trying to set up an event i.e. beer night, tennis game, limo ride to wedding, etc at either times or locations that are so unlikely that the event has virtually 0% chance of occurring.
Guys, anybody up for a Tennis match at my condo at 5:45am on Saturday Oct 16th, 2010. Please let me know by 5:00am if I should book the courts, and Big M is wrong this is not another attempt at Mazurism
Sent at 4:50am on Saturday Oct 16th, 2010.
Sent at 4:50am on Saturday Oct 16th, 2010.
by Big M in Canada October 22, 2010
Bella is most likely the most beautiful girl you will ever see in your entire life. Beautiful brown hair, brown eyes, and a perfect body. She will never fail to make you smile or laugh. Not only does Bella have unbeatable looks, Bella’s personality is a 10/10. Bella is also an unbelievable athlete. No matter what sport it is, she will find a way to be amazing at it. Once you rly get to know her, she will turn your life around. She is show loving and will always show you she cares. Bella can get mad, but she also is a forgiving person. Definitely try to talk to her because she is amazing.
by bigd-daddy69 September 23, 2020