matango

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by Matango February 28, 2009

matang

A place in Johor, Malaysia where unspeakable things happen. It often starts when you believe in the STREET ART of MATANG, but usually ends with at least one person sobbing into the pillow by the end of the night.

You will deny that things happen there: "Nothing happened in Matang."
But your friends will go: "So much happened in Matang."
And the bird from last night will go: "That's what I gave you in Matang"

When your friend makes fun of you, you instinctively say: "Are you going to bring up what happened in Matang? NO MATANG JOKES"
But it never stops. You can take yourself out of Matang, but you cannot take Matang out of you.

Matang is like aids, its forever.

"Do you wanna talk about what happen the other day?"
"Nah bro. What happens in Matang, stays in Matang."

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

Matanga

Word use in Spanish when stealing or taking something from someone who does not expect it (it's free).

Child 1: *puts his platanitos on the table*
Child 2: *quickly gets a hold on them and runs away*
Child 2: MATANGA
Child 1: JOTO JIJO MITOTERO DE LA CHINGADA

by EnchiladaDouglas June 5, 2024

morenong matangkad

Dark / brown skinned guy whos tall

“hes a morenong matangkad, hes so my type”

by anonymous April 6, 2024

What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

Malaysia version of "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021