Mauro is just a fallen angel from heaven, he's beautiful, cute, sweet, funny, brilliant, kind, handsome, sexy and the best boyfriend you can imagine. is the best of friends and the best sidekick. He's always a smile and get you out whenever you feel alone, he will be there to make you happy and cover the rain with their wings, though a bit shy because it costs you express your feelings, you'll love with her angel face, and always have time for everything. has many talents such as singing, dancing, painting, drawing, but the most important is to dream. mauro he is, is not sexy?
mauro
by Jess_love3 August 02, 2012
Mauro is a half god thats way to beautifull for these peasants. If you see him, you have to give him al your money you posses.
Robber : Give my al your f*ing money!
Mauro : My name is Mauro you peasant normie
Robber : *chokes on diamonds in his lungs*
Mauro : My name is Mauro you peasant normie
Robber : *chokes on diamonds in his lungs*
by mauro_is_bea April 15, 2019
by Ephestione July 12, 2006
by Beepboopboi December 30, 2017
Biggest behind anyone has ever seen.
A huge bandonker with every cheek having its own gravitational pull.
Can be used as sofa
A huge bandonker with every cheek having its own gravitational pull.
Can be used as sofa
by Nomame November 24, 2021
When someone posts a pointless and unrelated gif in a group chat. Everyone thinks the gif is stupid except for the person that posted it.
Mike: "Look Mauro posted another trash gif".
Bob: "Yeah he always does it, it's a Mauro gif aka a trash/pointless/unrelated gif".
Bob: "Yeah he always does it, it's a Mauro gif aka a trash/pointless/unrelated gif".
by thisisanameichosetouse June 02, 2018