mauritius

location: few hundred km east of madagascar
size: tinniest little thing on the planet! but the biggest heart <3
language: french, english, creole
population: i don't know, why would you need to know.
residents: mauritians? dahh. the most bangable black people with swag you'll ever meet!
reputation: be jellin if you aint livin there! best beaches; white sand, blue water, and amazing reefs for scuba divin in. tropical island paradise, great for a honeymoon *hint, hint* worth a vist and it's safe! :D nice and warm, perfect for a sexy tan... simply beautiful
flag: 4 equal horizontal stripes of (top to bottom) red blue yellow green

OMFG!! That girls is like hotter than i've ever bloody seen one!!" "mate, that's obviously because she's mauritian" "damn, mauritius is blessed"

by handed July 18, 2011

A poète maudit

A poète maudit (French: accursed poet) is an expression to describe an artist with a tortured soul or living a life outside society. The term came from the French literature into wider usage since Verlaine's anthology, now used everywhere, Originally it was used just for the writers but then it became a name for artists in general whose lives and art are outside or against their society or Abuse of drugs and alcohol, insanity, or even for creative artists or their work insufficiently appreciated by contemporaries; unsung, undeservedly neglected...

# Basquiat was famous in the art world. Drugs, drink, and sex, then devastated, his genius. He died of a drug overdose, his unhappy story turn to the myth of the poète maudit.

# My neighbor is a real poète maudit, he has been writing music for 20 years but still unappreciated despite his talent, now he gets depressed...

# Kurt Cobain was a soulful, charming, talented, a sublime poète maudit whose every waking moment was a rebellion against the world around him.

# Look this guy on the bridge with his guitar and a bottle of J&B!! Ha Ha!! Looks like a poète maudit!

by A poet modee September 28, 2009

Maurits

(noun) A person with with great skills and talents who can achieve something when growing up

Damn, that's definitely a Maurits

by Maupie June 15, 2010

Maurits

Maurits is a guy who is not afraid to be different, he is crazy, funny and sometimes a little too wild. Generally, he's a really nice person but he has a bad side. He bows down to peer pressure easily and is a player when it comes to girls. However mostly, he's an extremely fun person to be around and he'll always make you laugh. If you're lucky enough to have him like you, hold on to him because once he falls for you he's always loyal.

"I met this guy, he's quirky and different and super hot."
"Must be a 'Maurits' then."

by waywaytrashgetouttahere January 14, 2019

Markitect

A marketing professional who builds on-line environments to promote a business, brand, personality, industry or idea.

Whoever built the Coca-Cola Facebook page is a great markitect!

by SociallySteve November 29, 2013

The Mankit Dance

A style of dance to impress the same sex, usually by holding your butt checks and jumping around.

Since this style looks silly, it is very rare to see anyone doing it in public.

The lonely Benjamin went into the club and did the Mankit Dance, but did not know he will soon end up into a sausage fest.

by shadowknightel August 17, 2012

Markita

Super fine

You see that girl over there shes a markita

by applesauce killer February 6, 2010