mateausz

Mateausz is a common polish name. He is quite a loner but when he finds a friend, he’s very loyal. Even though he is loyal he’s still very bitchy toward other people.

“Uh oh... he’s turning into Mateausz!”

by UrbanFlower January 11, 2018

matheus nguyen

Awesome guy that can always get you bricked up when you're down.

I love matheus nguyen, he keeps me going.
Matheus nguyen is so awesome

by otto$$gamerboy August 21, 2022

mathaeus

A name meaning gift of god and someone with high power.

Someone with this name possesses the traits of kindness, honesty, and loyalty.

This mn is incredible, it's as if he's name is Mathaeus

by Tristan the Monkey April 26, 2017

Matheus

The creator of the disease known as "Fanboy-ism", a disease where a soccer fan follows the player/team that is currently (at that time) the best.

I'm so glad that I was able to know what my disease was, thanks to the genius of Matheus.

by Daryun Machete May 1, 2010

Matheus

Matheus is an absolute fucking unit in the bed. He is a Brazilian man with a huge penis. Matheus will most likely steal your girl and absolutely rip her apart in bed. If you see a Matheus RUN AWAY!!! because he will destroy you in bed and the fuck your dead grandma.

Guy 1: Watch out I heard that guy is a Matheus.
Guy 2: Yeah he stole fucked my girl and now she’s handicapped.

by True DEFINITI0N December 1, 2021

Mathemusic

The reciprocation of mathematics and music.

Can you hear the chords of calculus in this piece of mathemusic?

by woolsweater August 31, 2006

mattheaus

Mattheaus is a wonderful man the coolest and cutest man that you will ever meat if you see a Mattheaus always make sure to be friends with him his wife would be the luckiest girl in the world

Mattheaus will always make you happy

by I am amazing #1 June 25, 2017