matheus nguyen

Awesome guy that can always get you bricked up when you're down.

I love matheus nguyen, he keeps me going.
Matheus nguyen is so awesome

by otto$$gamerboy August 21, 2022

matthaeus

He is the the ancient Greek god of sex. People belived that he sends children in the world by making hardcore sex. Matthaeus is the most imoprtant god afer Zeus. Those who have big dicks and perfect tits are believed that they are ancestors of Matthaeus

Perfect tits are said to be sent by Matthaeus

by Hobbok Ton :) February 6, 2014

Matheus

The creator of the disease known as "Fanboy-ism", a disease where a soccer fan follows the player/team that is currently (at that time) the best.

I'm so glad that I was able to know what my disease was, thanks to the genius of Matheus.

by Daryun Machete May 1, 2010

Matheus

Matheus is an absolute fucking unit in the bed. He is a Brazilian man with a huge penis. Matheus will most likely steal your girl and absolutely rip her apart in bed. If you see a Matheus RUN AWAY!!! because he will destroy you in bed and the fuck your dead grandma.

Guy 1: Watch out I heard that guy is a Matheus.
Guy 2: Yeah he stole fucked my girl and now she’s handicapped.

by True DEFINITI0N December 1, 2021

Matheaus

A short and chubby boy that likes pubg and makes jokes in class and who’s autistic

Look at matheaus

by Iluvyq August 23, 2019

Matheus

A gay man who is overconfident and thinks he is so good. He is super bitchy around his friends and family.

Gay ass matheus

by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018

Matthaeus

An awesome cool guy with a bangin garfield sweatshirt. Matthaeus is also a greek god.

OMG I LOVE MATTHAEUS

by stink meister May 23, 2022