Mates

momo seller alike guy who is a Naruto ka choda. His hobby is to fucking repost worst insta and yt videos/reels Bitch pls stop u ain't any funny or cool by posting those unfunny "memes"

Mates stop ffs

by PseudoFemine March 31, 2022

Mates of State

Mates of State are an indie rock duo. Mates of State is composed of Kori Gardner (voice, electric organ, electric keyboard, and electric piano) and Jason Hammel (voice and drum set). The two are now a husband and wife team with a child.

The Mates of State are just what i need right now.

by indie snob December 11, 2006

Mates Rates

To sell a product or service to someone at the same or close to what the product or service will cost you. Hence the person that you are selling to is being given a substantial discount on the normal price. As the term "mates rates" suggests this level of discount is usually only given to mates, or friends, of the person selling the product or service.

Bob: "Hey Johnno, how much did you pay for that computer?"
John: "Got it real cheap mate. Trev sold it to me at mates rates."

by M Provost December 27, 2005

mates club

A social movement/state of mind. Founded by Nate the Mate, Mates Club has a strong focus on positivity, self-improvement, and fun. The main goal is to show people the power of positivity while still acknowledging that life has its trials and tribulations. You can always improve your situation no matter where you are in life

Me: yooo what is going on, my mate?

Friend: just having an outstanding day

Me: heck yeah, mates club forever

by Joneswilling September 14, 2018

Mates helping mates

Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".

"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"

"I didn't know they're gay!"

"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"

by Toddoo May 26, 2007

mates before dates

to choose your friends over your girl/boyfriend.

usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."

or

"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"

by Tankman R. January 8, 2008

Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.

I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.

by A mates wife August 8, 2019