going mashed potatoes

Going "Mashed Potatoes" on someone is where you perform the act of pulling down your partner's pants, smearing mashed potatoes (any flavor will do) onto their buttocks, and "motorboating" them between the cheeks. If done correctly there will be mashed potatoes strewn about the area where the act had taken place.

Tom: "Check out that girl in the yoga pants", Earl: "Oh yeah, if I had the chance I'd be going mashed potatoes on her all day"

by Alberto Chodema March 11, 2014

mashed potitties

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast

When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties

by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

Saban's Masked Rider

The horrifying off-spring of Kamen Rider Black and Saban that should have never been made.

"You want me to watch Saban's Masked Rider with you? Ooh sorry but I have to go rinse my eyes out with bleach right now."

by Kamen Rider Equine July 8, 2012

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

mashed

Seriously drunk, or high on drugs to an extreme point

"I'm mashed off me face."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

mashed spaghetti

Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time

John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!

by Bigdiksadnigga December 27, 2017

Maskedface Lie

Had to happen. This is the new baldfaced lie.

She maskedface lied to the clerk when she gave a phony name.

by Chuckles4U August 25, 2020