mastur rash

When a guy jacks off or (masturbates) too much he tends to develop a rash on the penis that can be very painfull.

a better way to describe it would be a mastur rash

"I like to use lube when i beat my meat, if i dont i'll get a mastur rash"

by cheeze kush 420 September 26, 2009

Mastur-book

When you use pictures of women in bikinis on Facebook in order to masurbate. Often times done at work where the porn sites are blocked.

Guy 1:Hey, I'm gonna go Mastur-book in the bathroom.

Guy 2: To who?

Guy 1: Lisa. She just added some super hot Panama City pics.

by yamitl April 24, 2011

mastur-piece

a work of art that mimics that of a "masterpiece," in other words, a work that is grandiloquent, deals with deep issues about time and space but is, fundamentally, just an elaborate exercise in self-involvement a la the great "handshake good night."

"While I think it rocks, Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' is really just a mastur-piece."

by Alexandra Simmons June 13, 2007

mastur-debater

A kid whos in the dabate team. Hes a master at debating!!

Wow. jeff is such a master at debating. So i guess that makes him a Mastur-debater

by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009

mastur-baiting

The act of masturbating publicly in attempts to attract a partner of the opposite sex.

John- " Damn, i was mastur-baiting all night at the club and ot one girl even talked to me!"
Bill- " last time i mastur-baited I did it to much and had to go home to change my pants"

by thatsneakysnyda5 June 30, 2011

Mastur-gate

The mess that Pennsylvania is in after stalking a man based on an expanded criminal record they created which included any one with same 1st and last names convictions.

Thru multiple surveillance methods including sex trafficking they attempted to embarrass him but it backfired tremendously. Odd extortion was actually rape admittance to victim who had been unaware of crime.

Is still ongoing victim and family will be paid a ridiculous amount estimated in the trillions due to sexual attacks on children sex trafficking and even homicide attempts.

#SaveOurChildren

Governor Tom Wolf is trying to avoid mastur-gate in conversation in n as is admitting knowledge of sex trafficking,.

by WSGM the Talk August 15, 2021

Mastur-bate Room

What the master bedroom becomes when the wifey is away

... and this folks, the master bedroom, is now the mastur-bate room after my divorce.

by Ram1975 October 29, 2007