masturcation

Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.

"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."

by ireallydontcareabootit June 11, 2008

Masturcate

The art of bending over and sucking your own penis.

I got so desparete last night I had to Masturcate!

by Master Zen December 30, 2007