opiate of the masses

Something addictive that keeps the public complacent.

Daytime talk shows are the opiate of the masses.

by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

Marsel

An exceptionally handsome man with a charming personality that is almost too good to be real. A gentleman. Extremely intelligent & witty with the perfect amount of sass & sarcasm to charm even the bitchiest bitch. Has the sexiest voice & an accent that definitely melts your ice cream if you know what I mean. Marsels are always well groomed with the best facial hair & smoothest balls you'll ever feel. Extremely athletic & built like a large bear; Marsels are usually at the gym or at home pleasing their girlfriend multiple times. The best man ass you've ever seen/felt will only be found on a Marsel. You can set cups on it and bounce quarters off of it. Can be found drinking gallons of Milk/wine watching Star Trek, while sending sexy snaps to the love of his life. Marsels have the ability to be extremely sweet & then transform into the Hulk within a second. The sexiest body ever can be found on a Marsel. Marsels are very protective of their territory and intimidating. A very rare breed of man.

Damn, that guy has the nicest man ass I've ever seen, he must squat like a Marsel.

by Dat Ass Doe 6969 January 2, 2017

Jack Massey Welsh

One of the most active channels ever. especially with him posting on 3 account regularly.
Known for having many playbuttons.
Also he is known for making a channel called "TurdBoi420" and getting it to 100k subs with no videos.

have you seen the new Jack Massey Welsh video?

Yeah, that mini tesla is sick!

by RandomDefs77 June 2, 2020

Massettoid

When a living organism begins to make "bleeping" noises to a binary code.

That man has started to sound Massettoid. He is making noises such as "Mib", "Bib", "Chib".

by Bert Fegg October 27, 2007

Pulling Mussels

British slang for sexual intercourse.

And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling Mussels from a shell
-Squeeze Lyrics.

"Hey Jim what where you doing with Molly the other night"
"Nothing mate, just pulling mussels."

by Civiux April 21, 2013

mussel

1. seefruit; belonging to the family of bivalves, like clam
2. a womans genitalia

1. gee, your mussels tastes salty
2. gee, your mussel tastes salty

by dutchpantyraider December 15, 2011

Massil

The act of being incompetent and useless at anything/everything performed. Slang term used in a winners/homesense store in montreal to describe slackers.

Calisse de tabarnac jai rien fait au travail aujourdhui, je suis tellement un Massil.

Chilean guy: Hey as tu finit to tank?

Algerian kid: Nah l'gros, je me suis fait un Massil.

by Zone 3 April 3, 2009