3 musketeer sword fight

When a girl gives handjobs to three guys at once

I was in a 3 musketeer sword fight at the dance.

by Lashed November 19, 2016

Three Musketeers

A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.

Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.

by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008

Three Musketeers

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.

by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011

Three Musketeers

When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.

"Sorry I was late, got stuck behind the three musketeers"

by Lemongrass July 22, 2016

Maskettes

The 9 best friends that anyone could have

Those maskettes have so much swag

by Maskettelover November 11, 2013

ass musketeer

An inconsiderate shitbag. Someone who champions the cause of dicking other people over or fucking with their otherwise well-meaning lives.

Did you see that fucking ass musketeer cut me off?

by acceljunky June 6, 2011

butt musketeer

One man who deligintly intrudes the anus of another man.

Skinny and price are some butt musketeers!

by Thekilz348 September 14, 2016