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March 29th

March 29 is the reserved day to celebrate the sexiest people. These are the friends that ur always jealous of because they are so fucking beautiful, but u love them anyways. They are funny, kind, and supportive to their friends. They are always there for you and you gonna always need these march 29 bitches in ur life.
Lisa: Damnnn, i really need a friend like Katie in my life rn.
Bella: duhhhh bitch, that's cuz she was born on March 29th
by Giselle Nielson December 8, 2019
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Marching Baritone

The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.
Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.
by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014
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March 22nd

The day that the world lost their crap... The day that MCR or My Chemical Romance broke up. It broke the emo kids like crazy and if it’s mentioned around one be ready for eyeliner running.
Person: Today is March 22nd! It’s a great day too because it’s my birthday!
Emo kid: No one cares about your birthday (person’s name here) MCR BROKE UP ON MARCH 22ND *cries eyeliner and starts screeching*
by Panic!WithTheKilljoy June 29, 2018
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March 20th

A cool bish was born on this day.
person 1-she’s a cool bish.

person 2-oh she must be born on march 20th.

person 1-makes sense.
by jaja56 November 19, 2019
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march 23rd

The day when extreme smartness, happiness and savageness is born
People born on this day have a heart as sweet as honey...never let others down
But totally dispise dishonesty
Eg: if she is born on March 23rd , then she definitely must be smart

Eg: His dress sense is so good! He definitely must be a march baby
by I$ October 16, 2019
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31 march

The day every beautiful and sexy persons are born
by Hello mf November 4, 2018
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March 19th

A beautiful, smart. Adorable, funny, and amazing ass female was born this day
Ayo Amanda bad as hell she gotta be born on March 19th
by YamirSlapnuts October 15, 2019
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