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mariette

A girl with one of the best personalities ever. Also super hot and awesome. They also have a really good taste in music and a positive attitude.
That person is such a mariette
by sl1m sh@dy November 29, 2011
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Mariette

Mariettes are one of the best friends ever, so if you have one, keep her close because she will rock your world! She is extremely nice, honest, trustworthy, and just pretty damn cool. Mariettes tend to be kind of awkward at times, which gives her that unique quirkiness that just puts a smile on your face and love her even more. Mariettes know when to be calm and trustworthy and know when to be fun and outrageous. She is cool to hang around during the day, but when it turns to night she is let loose and Mariettes can turn completely WILD! Mariettes are so intelligent and smart it's unbelievable, and she loves her books, reading 24/7. Mariettes are tall and have an amazing body and a beautiful face. Her eyes twinkle and her nose crinkles up when she smiles and her hair shines in the sunlight, making her basically irresistible.
Did you see Mariette today?! She looks wildly gorgeous!
by snowbug August 20, 2013
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in.love.with.marinette

a beautiful online best friend even tho I cant meet her I just know she’s awesome and kind and sweet she’s the best online friend I could meet she’s very funny too ily if you see this <333-@localratpoo on tiktok
in.love.with.marinette Is loving
by 0chacolov3r May 30, 2021
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Marinette

She’s A Marinette
by •Random123• May 17, 2021
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mariette

somebody who is really cool and is a hot piece of ass
1. mariette is hot
2. mariette has nice hair
3. mariette has good taste in music
by mariette June 29, 2008
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marinette

youe litarlly a friEnd
wow marinette justs a friEnd
by marinettetheladybug May 22, 2021
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Morissettian Irony

The circumstance of something unfortunate happening in exactly the way one expects. Opposed to all classical definition of irony.

From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.
A man afraid of flying dies in a plane crash? That isn't ironic at all! That's Morissettian irony!

Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.

Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.

Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.

Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.

Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.

Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.
by Peter Fenzel November 26, 2003
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