Bolivian marching powder

another term for the drug cocaine

I'm well done in lets get some Bolivian marching powder to help through the night

by Nox Noctics July 17, 2006

columbian marching powder

cocaine, white powder

feel like shit too much of the columbian marching poeder last night

by col January 22, 2005

colombian marching powder

Term used to describe cocaine

Look at him running around, he must be on the colombian marching powder

by Dandy man August 18, 2006

chinese marching powder

Obscure slang term for Cocaine.

I was nose deep in a pile of Chinese Marching Powder last Friday night.

by Brendan D May 4, 2006

Bolivian marching powder

cocaine

Bolivian marching powder ruined his life

by The Return of Light Joker April 28, 2011

Bavarian marching powder

Cocaine. That's it. Nothing special. Google it for explanation.

Ted: Man, I could sure go for some Bavarian marching powder.

Mike: WORD.

by Spanks McScoops June 11, 2006

Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

by CPT Ron April 30, 2013