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manheim township

the area in lancaster pa, where all the kids think they're the richest people in the world, even though their school is looking a lot like the local shit school McCaskey. where the fact that they acutally live in hicktown doesnt register in the minds and the fact that their highschool is finally on the verge of getting remodeled makes people angrier than ever.
Manheim Township is where people go to feel rich when it's really not that expensive to begin with.
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Manheim Township

The best school in Lancaster, PA. The staff really cares about their students, which is why they beat all the neighboring districts at almost everything. Be careful, though, they don't really care for outsiders unless you live in a McMansion in Lititz. Other than that it's great to go to Township. Go Township Blue Streaks!
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Manheim Township

An early starting school district full of toxic and passive aggressive upper middle class people that is located in Lancaster PA. The faculty of this establishment do not care about student welfare while students fight mental health issues and are slammed with peer pressure, while being supervised by the issues of bad parenting. School fights are also considered jokes, because they are, as well as student self esteem.
underpaid teacher: "whats an example of overprivileged supremacy who don't know the difference between your and you're?"
misunderstood angsty kid: "idk"
underpaid teacher: "of course you don't know it's your school district you stupid idiot wow 5 points to gryffindor"
manheim township = hell