Man Spreading

Another small micro-issue feminist use to demonize and insult the dominant gender (male). If being logical and not female, the reason most men spread their legs in public places is simply because of the tension and friction of their male reproduction appendage making them uncomfortable when sitting. This “2 worded” word is also used to just complain about something else that no one normal and logically actually gives a fuck about.
Omg quit man spreading, you white male asshole!
by Immaculate_RedPill69 January 15, 2020
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man spread

when a male or female spreads there legs to stop other people from sitting with them.
Person 1. I think I am gonna come sit here
Person 2. OH NO MAN SPREAD
by galpal84 September 13, 2018
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Man Spread

When someone is a douchebag so they spread their legs so wide and take up so much space aka SJJ
Me: SJJ you man spread the whole car ride to Tennessee. Please stop I’m begging you.

SJJ: Idc lmao
by bihdontsetmeup June 07, 2019
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Man spreading

When a man sits on a chair in a position -reminiscent of taking a dump- for the purposes of "showing off" their genitalia or otherwise be creepy and/or make people, specifically women, uncomfortable.
by factbased_definitions December 12, 2018
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Cd’s man spread

When a girl man spreads so big that it takes up the whole table and makes people very uncomfortable.
Yo I didn’t mean to Cd’s man spread on the bench this morning
by Tweetpea12 September 13, 2019
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