Malware

Noun. 1, The general clothing worn by Mal {comprising most often of flannel}. 2, A general term to describe malicious software (virus), worm, spyware).

I'm off to the country this weekend on a vistory and I need to get some Malware.

by Archer8 June 11, 2006

Malware

Noun. 1, The general clothing worn by Mal {comprising most often of flanel}. 2, A general term to describe malicious software (virus), worm, spyware).

I'm off to the country this weekend on a vistory and I need to get some Malware.

by Ash8 June 11, 2006

Malware

The dumb fuck that invented fucking up computers for profit, fuck you whoever invented malware

Fuck malware fuck whoever made malware fuck

by Truecat303 April 12, 2019

Malware Reunion

When a computer virus or other malware sends junk mail to recipients on your contact list, and a correspondence results between you and someone on your contact list with whom you have not communicated in a long time.

Email 1: Mike? It's me Sheila from law school - long time no speak! I think you have a virus on your computer because I'm getting spam from you. Anyways - how is life going - where are you working?

Email 2: Hi Sheila - good to hear from you and sorry about the spam - what a nice malware reunion! I started my own practice a year ago. Where are you working?

by O-Town Daddy September 4, 2013

Malware

The STDs of porn.

Johnny wanted to look at some porn, but he didn't have any protection (anti-virus). Now, his computer has malware.

by ServiceWithaSmile June 3, 2009

Malware

Your fucked

4chan ultimate punishment, malware

by shitzer January 16, 2009

malware

MALICIOUS SOFTWARE. It is any code, program, script, software or any instructions interpreted as attacking a computer operating system (most probably a Windows operating system)
Malware includes spyware, trojans, viruses/virii, denial of service/DoS attacks.

Malware is often found online in the form of spyware, viruses and trojans.

by Improfane January 12, 2005