When you move into someone else's house under the pretext of only needing to stay there for a little while but the house quickly becomes known widely as yours, treated as yours, and you stay there for weeks or months.
by Indifferent2316 January 11, 2018
by Melonnxoxoxo October 11, 2010
Joe Malloy is a godly expanse of shimmering manliness. Women climax when he looks their way, but stays true to whomever he's with. His penis tears lesser women apart. The sheer size of his ejaculation would rupture your kidneys and lungs.
Joe Malloy.
by Jaques Lee June 19, 2011
When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).
Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.
by Pope Gambrinus December 11, 2020
A talk show host who is the left wing equivalent of Glen Beck. Hates people who believe in God or follow a religion. Does nothing but cusses and screams like a little bitch every night. Always hangs up on callers who have different views than him, because he can't argue with them worth crap. Likes to mock religious texts and call them blood filled but praises Darwin's origin of species even though more fanatics have used it to justify slavery, racism, imperialism, maltreatment of the poor, war, etc in one and a half centuries than the bible or quran have caused throughout history. The sooner this old shit dies, the better. He is also one of the main reasons why the political left will be always sucking the dick of right wingers.
And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.
And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.
Mike Malloy: okay we have a caller in Arizona..you're on the air
Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-
Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!
Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-
Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!
by dude709 March 5, 2010
One of the sexiest mothafuckas you eva seen. He's one hell of a nigga and his love is the shit! He's got a tongue like a tornado and dick fat as a potato - and twice as delicious.
by BlackMajic April 12, 2004
by ohyeah333 January 3, 2008