Makala 

A dirty fucking slut, she'll act like one of the boys because shes so desperate for dick. This girl has no problem stabbing anyone in the back and sleeping with their boyfriends. She'll especially make sure to wait till your extremely sick then go and fuck your boyfriend because she's such a dirty piece of meat with no self respect or morals. A walking std, you'll wanna make sure to get checked ASAP. This nasty skank will make sure to sleep with all his friends too because she is so desperate and broken from her daddy issues. Easily identifiable by her hundreds of hideous selfies and wannabe "country girl" persona...

"That bitch fucked my boyfriend right before valentines day!"

"Definitely a Makala, I wonder when she'll figure out that she's just a nasty, low-life, homewrecking whore."

Makala by KarmasABitchSweetie March 2, 2014

Makala Shuffle 

The act of pushing back time to procrastinate and do something else.

It's time to get up, stop doing the Makala Shuffle so we can get to work!

Makala Shuffle by Philly Urban Slang January 27, 2020

Gamzee Makara 

Gamzee Makara is one of the 12 trolls in the Homestuck webcomic. Gamzee is titled the 'Bard of Rage', and is a purple-blooded troll (which set him very high in the troll's caste-like society). Gamzee's associated zodiac sign is Capricorn and he has become a favorite among fans.

Because of a bad upbringing, Gamzee is always stoned on sopor slime, a substance not supposed to be eaten because it supposedly affects the troll's minds, and is a sort of juggalo/ clown cultist. While high, he is very mellow, goofy and friendly and nothing angers him.
SPOILERS: Further along during the story, he runs out of sopor slime and suffers an extreme faith crisis along with finding his crush dead. Now sober and completely insane, he believes it is his highborn duty to kill the other trolls, strangling Equius Zahhak and beating Nepeta Leijon to death with juggling clubs. He only stops his murderous attacks because of a major shooshpap from his friend Karkat.

Gamzee was named after forumite Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish word meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn).

In text, Gamzee speaks with aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. When sober, he randomly switches between all lowercase and ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS AND STILL HONKS from time to time.

Gamzee Makara Quotes:

Stoned: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
Sober: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.

Gamzee Makara by Telekinesia June 25, 2013

Jolo Mabalayy 

A very nice person. A prodigy. He is Indian. Likes to read in his free time , and recite biblical stories.

Jolo mabalayy volunteered at the Catholic Church after the fire accident.

Jolo Mabalayy by Grant elementary school June 25, 2019

Jolo mabalayy 

An Indian boy. He likes Musical.ly better than tiktok. He likes to read and solve math problems in his free time.

Jolo mabalayy, would you like to join the reading club this summer?

Jolo mabalayy by Harvard_University June 25, 2019

Gamzee Makara 

Mother Fucking Miracles

Gamzee Makara: "CoMe oN BrO aNd SlAm a FaYgO. ItS mAdE Of MoThEr fUcKiNg MiRaClEs"

Gamzee Makara by Starboy34tcoos October 20, 2012

Jolo Mabalayy 

A person. He is a Crip according to a Gang Test. His hobby is doing tiktok. And he’s black and Indian.

Jolo mabalayy scrolled through tiktok for hours until he fell asleep.

Jolo Mabalayy by Grant elementary school June 24, 2019