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Mantosh

People named Mantosh are truly one of a kind. They are really expensive and stubborn. But they are truly dedicated to the one they love and they'll make you want to have them. They're precious. And they resoect women. They're a bit egoistic but they fall for the woman they love very easily. They always prepare for the worst and overthink a lot. In a nutshell, They're angel in person
by This is apeshit February 25, 2019
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Sweaty Macintosh

The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.
Stay out! I'm trying to Sweaty Macintosh over here!
by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2010
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mr. mackintosh

Basically the greatest math teacher in the history of mankind. Could, and would, teach the entire continent of Asia blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back and still have time to spare. Possibly taught Asians math.
by Mr. Mackintosh June 10, 2018
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Macintosh sucks

'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.
Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.
by Blakpik Aks November 1, 2013
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macintosh4josh

The most fucking annoying, retarded piece ever created. also his videos are shit.
G:hey, wanna see a shit video?
B:yeah ok?
G:just go on macintosh4josh's channel on youtube and watch his mac book advert.
by manny12345 October 21, 2011
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Dirty Macintosh

Am ambiguous phrase uttered on the Last Podcast On The Left.
“She was attacked by someone wielding what felt like a Dirty Macintosh
by GraveLordNito April 26, 2023
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wilber mcintosh

That dude is a Wilber Mcintosh. He's always watching hentai
by DankBoiKoda July 8, 2018
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