Macusrant

When someone says something like their grades but only says it broadly and when someone else asks for more specific details they say they do not want to tell and when someone gets angry at them for pointing it out if they aren't gonna tell more specific details they start to ramble and usually say something like "Why can’t I say I got so bad? I can’t talk in this chat?"

Macusrant dude: I got such bad grades
Random dude 1: well r u gonna tell us?
Macusrant dude: No
Random dude 2: then dont say anything if u're not gonna tell. why tf say "i got such bad grades" in the first place?
Random dude 1: ye
Macusrant dude: Why can’t I say I got such bad grades? I can’t talk in this chat? If I’m not allowed to speak, what is the chat for
Random dude: your such a muhfucking macusrant pussy ass bitch

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 13, 2022

Magnus

The greatest name to ever been said or seen. If you see a Magnus marry them.

Hey did you see the name Magnus is awesome!
Omg I am soooo naming my kid Magnus!

by Psoeirhrjehjd January 16, 2020

Magnus Carlsen

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!

"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"

by ChessLegend December 4, 2020

MacNish

A very hardworking intelligent, and of a very handsome nature. Most if not all MacNish's have dark hair, usually of brown to black color. Most men that are given the name MacNish have a strong liking to learning and experiencing new ideas and thoughts. Most have a longing to reach for high status. They are generally extremely funny and silly. But can have a very serious side. MacNish's are perfect gentelmen and are very attentive. They have an extrovert personality and enjoy being around people.

Wow he opened the door for her! His name must be MacNish.

by italianprincess2006 January 23, 2011

Dirty Magnus

Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.

Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?

by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020

Siobhan Magnus

-One of the Top 10 of American Idol Season 9

-from Cape Cod, Massachusetts

-former vocalist of Lunar Valve

-the female adam lambert

-SIOBHAN MAGNUS IS THE ART OF SCREAMING AND BELTING OUT HIGH NOTES

Mom: hey why don't you join some singing competitions? you can really make Siobhan Magnus real good

Me: hell no! I'm more of Tim Urban haha *squirm*

by aluminum_alloy May 1, 2010

Magnus

One of the greatest guys in existence, sweet and kind yet shy as hell. Not very self confident, but should be. He's got beautiful eyes and messy brown hair. He's tall and has a nice body. A great and loyal boyfriend and friend, if you have a Magnus, never let him go. (Please approve this, I wanna surprise him!!!)

Person 1: did you see that guy? Damnnn
Person 2: yeah that's Magnus, he's taken sadly

by NoelleRose June 16, 2019