Myron

(n) a giant cake with fruits on top.
(v) to kiss

My girlfrind myron me today.
Mommy I want a myron for my birthday.

by Mr. Zhang May 28, 2006

MYRON

The act of a trucker shoving a pickle up his ass.

Jordan pulled a Myron last night!

by Cornholepieballs December 11, 2022

Myron

Male Karen

“ oh you don’t want to pay for your new roof? Cuz you found a nail? Let’s go to court! Bitch ass Myron!!”

by ProfessorTicTac July 21, 2023

myron

To be used as a replacement for the word 'idiot.' Can be a noun, adjective, or adverb.

Other derivatives:
My - abbreviated form.
Myron stick/ mmm stick - cigarette

"This guy is a total myron!"
-This guy is a total idiot

"Quit being such a my."
-Stop acting like an idiot.

"I could really use a myron stick right now."
-I would like to smoke a cigarette.

by magnoliamyron August 20, 2007

Myron

a fuckboy

"Stop acting like a myron"

by ipovetscos89 August 24, 2014

Myron

A FAT dude

Dang that dude is a Myron

by Wassupmududes March 13, 2018

Myron

The CEO of poo. He gets possessed by Allah every Thursday afternoon and is constantly seen eating Holger’s last remaining hairs. He lives in a Rice Cripsies box and sings the Russian anthem while barbecuing chicken leg bis and muslims.

Vinnie: Myron is so Halal! EEEHHHHHHH BRUHBRUH2121211 LEBRON JAMES BRUHBRBURH YOU STUPID 😍😳☯️💀🦥🦥🦥🎂🎂🎂🤨🤨

by anamazingtruthfulperson April 30, 2020