munted

completely twatted of your face & gurning like a water buffalo.

fuck me, I was munted last night.

by fluffy February 26, 2003

Munted

Broken, not workable for its origanal purpose.

A boat full of holes is munted.
"THE BOATS MUNTED"

John howard is really munted.

by Tara Eve October 12, 2004

munted

damaged, broken, deformed, fucked-up, drunk

We'll have to walk; my car's munted!

by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003

munted

to put it simply, fucked. covers everything.

1. "this piece of shit stereo is really munted now."
2. "yeah, sorry bout that, i was well munted last night"

by __lux__ September 20, 2006

Munting

A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)

To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.

Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!

by bronson September 11, 2004

munted

stuffed up, wrecked.

I munted my drawing.
This picture is munted

by Abby January 21, 2005

munted

To be completely ruined, destroyed indefintely.

Your TV's munted as all hell.

by bondy April 9, 2005