Mudhoney

The most relevant antithetic definition to "honey" for a person who, acting as a real bastard, cannot be called "honey" anymore. Compound of "mud" and "honey" where the sweetness of honey is corrupted by the presence of mud that makes bitter like grudge an elaborate and sweet substance like honey which symbolize love.

x: goin' 2 have a shower buddy. see ya
y: see ya honey
x: hugs hd kizza
y: i'm stayin on line anyway
x: r u at work or at home?
y: at work. Just a lifer
x: k
y: what? kiss or ok?
x: k like ok. ahhhh
y: if u breath like tha the screen would melt down! :)
x: o god u re disgusting
y: u too
x: don't think so
y: no. I think you're disgusting. I hate you babe
x: oh. I guess it is your way to appriciate minestuff
y: oooh yess!
x: see?
y: i like your syuff
x: no. stuff
y: where this accuracy comes from? all in one time girl?
x: oh. all in me
y: which one of yourselves?
x: the whole. ah hah ah
y: you need an expert
x: what for?
y: brain expert
x: aaaaaaaaa
y: i think u need help in the shower too
y: i would be helpful
x: yep i guess
y: well
x: flavour? cuz u'r a bathfoam don't ya?
y: I'd rather not
x: no?
x: let me guess...
y: too harrowing
x: oh. bye now
y: bye mudhoney
y: My love for u is turning into hate

by Schwa n°1 September 8, 2008

MUDHONEY

Over-rated dirt punk band of the grunge scene. Many grunge fans think that this is good music, when in fact its nothing more than watered down punk rock.

Mudhoney sounds like old punk but more like girlie punk.

by Electrichoneybuz August 14, 2006

Mississippi mud honey

The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower

Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.

by DOWNSINDROMED July 14, 2020

mudhonky

Mudhonky is a term used to describe douche bag hicks who drive big trucks covered in camo and bathed in mud. Trucks with such high lift kits its obviously compensating for whats missing below their big rodeo belts. A mudhonky can be spotted cruising down dirt roads or at the local slough drinking pilsner (piss warm to perfection). Easily identifiable in a pair of oakleys and matching plaid shirts, mudhonkys also have zero regard for others... especially when parking. If you or your loved ones shall ever encounter a mudhonky, proceed with caution and look out for chew spit.

Man 1: who the fuck takes up 3 parking spots?
Man 2: must be a damn mudhonky..

by Shottyparker April 3, 2015

hot mud honey treatment

A steaming and unusually large load of waz blown directly into the hair on the back of the recipient's head.... right after a good old fashioned anal pounding. (The kind that mom would be proud of. ) Recipient must be fairly skanky with a mild to full blown case of monkey butt.

Bill took that nasty bitch Jill home from the bar last night. He couldn't stand the sight of her face and her teeth looked like she made a career of eating gravel... so, he gave it to her real dirty in the dumper. As he was nearly finished, he thought, "What the hell, why not? " so, he pulled out and gave her a hot mud honey treatment.

by lipshitz January 18, 2015