molly whop

"dont make me come over there and molly whop your ass!"
by dinosaurzeatcake November 22, 2005
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Molly Whop

A severly lop-sided sided fight where one party get the shit beat out of them while the other person does the beating!
Did you see the fight? That dude doubled as a punching bag, he didnt even get a throw in, damn he got molly whopped!
by Rone December 01, 2004
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If you want to keep living, get out my face before you get molly-whopped.
by Mr.Seals March 10, 2004
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Molly-Whop

Widely used in the Bay Area, means to whoop/beat down someone badly in a fight. It can even be used when you beat your friends in a game.

Also known as tearing shit up, In gaming it could be known as a synonym for getting owned(Pwned).

Person #1 "Yo cuz, your a poodle, Ill punk you and your homies, come see me bout somethin!"

Person #2 (talking to person #3) "Is this guy yappin his mouth, yo G, lets Molly-Whop this sucka"

or

"Man you play too much, and if you play to much by talking the talk and by not walking the walk then you finna get Molly-Whoped!"

"Did you see David, he came through Molly-Whoppin up."

"Whats up patna, you wanna rumble with us, then your ass is getting molly-whopped!"
by Gehad B. December 18, 2007
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Molly whopped

You about to get funkdafied (ass-kicked).
Da Brat: "I’m like, ‘B*tch, I know you see me sitting here with this n-word. You still gon say you looking for him?’ I must have molly whopped that b*tch down the hallway.”
by sweetlime22 September 21, 2020
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a cock smack to the face...usually to a female
I gave her a molly whop to the face after she bit my penis
by jsjjs March 07, 2008
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Molly Whop

verb, transitive. To slap another's face with one's penis. Usually said in response to an insult or other cutting remark directed at the speaker.

noun. A slap to the face with the penis.

Note: A molly whop works best when accompanied by the insinuation that the "whopper" has a particularly large penis. This can be accomplished by adding a qualifier after the phrase, or by prior knowledge of the "whoppee" of the "whopper"'s enormous penis.
verb form:
Jane: Can we please go to the mall today?
John: Jane, so help me god, if you ask me that one more time I'll molly whop ya!

noun form:
Jack: So I heard you and Jane had a fight the other day. What was all that about?
John: Well, she was being a bitch, so I gave her a good ol'-fashioned molly whop with my burgeoning man-meat.
Jack: Ha ha! That'll teach her!
by Rob N February 22, 2006
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