milfmobile

The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.

"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."

by Wizards Sleeve June 3, 2005

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miltf

(milltff) noun. abbreviation for 'mother I'd like to fuck'

Tom: Whoa dude! Check out that woman over there!
Tim: She's totally fine and all...but I think that those are her children.
Tom: So? Then she's a miltf for sure!
Tim: Want me to babysit?

by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005

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milfman

this is a word used to decribe a man that usually likes the older woman. The most famous milfman is a man called sam taylor of hinckley, leicestershire.

"sam taylor is the greatest milfman in the world

by tom simpson December 19, 2007

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milfmones

MILF (acronym: mother I'd like to fuck) + hormones (a regulatory substance in your body) = Milfmones, which is a particular stage in the natural hormone cycle for hot mothers others want to fuck. Milfmones control hot mothers' bodies telling them what to do and when to do it. Often Milfmones will go wild with the desire for younger partners but are not always discriminatory. This can lead to some embarrassing apologies for fucking your adult children's best friends.

Oh sweetheart - I am so sorry that you walked in on me giving your best friend Jimmy a blowie, I am not sure what came over me, it must be these damn Milfmones making me go crazy.

by Harvi Wallbanger July 25, 2023

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