Mets 

(n)Baseball team located in New York. Known for their shitty records and shitty fans. Basically, everything about the Mets is shit including their shitty fight song and their shitty Mr. Met

What a surprise, the mets lost again
What peices of shit

Mets by Shcotty B June 30, 2006

Mets 

They have one of the top payrolls in baseball and still can't break 500. God that's sad. At least the Yankees win...

Boy - I failed my spelling test today.
Dad - Why? What did you spell wrong?
Boy - They asked me to spell sucky and I spelled it METS and the teacher marked it wrong.

Mets by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm January 2, 2004

Mets 

The baseball team that means;

My
Entire
Team
Sucks

The Mets suck!

Mets by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

Mets 

A team with the most loyal fans in baseball.

JimFear Sept. 2008: "I'M BECOMING A RED SOX FAN, SCREW THIS DAMN TEAM!"

JimFear Apr. 2009: "LETS GO METS! LETS GO METS!!"

- continue year after year

Mets by Jim Fear May 1, 2009

Mets 

The worst NY team. If you want to see a real team and a real ballpark go to Yankee Stadium. If you want to see a complete disgrace to New York and an empty piece of shit ballpark go to shea.

My
Entire
Team
Sucks

Mets by #1 Yankees fan May 22, 2005

Mets 

a disgrace to new york sports, almost as big of a disgrace as the islanders but not quite. They truly suck break .500 you fucking losers. If it wasnt for Mike piazza they seats at the shittiest stadium ever, shea stadium, would be even more empty then they already are, if thats possible.
Oh, and if you say the mets are better then the yankees, well your just a fucking idiot cause the yankees have won the most championships of any sports team in the history of fucking sports!

My
Entire
Team
Sucks

Mets by LetsGoYankess July 10, 2004

mets 

only true new york baseball team. the spankees arent a basebal team, there a buisness team. jose reyes/david wright=the most bomb SS and 3rd basemen in the game...jeter and a rod...well...jeter sucks a rod

dan-the spankees suck
me-yea im a mets fan

mets by METS FOR LIFE October 19, 2005