McPee

A McPee is when you go into McDonalds not to actually buy any food, but just to use the toilet.

Wait here, I'm just going for a McPee

by Rine November 30, 2003

Balljuice McPeachy

Balljuice McPeachy- A man who strapped an electric tag onto his hairy nutsack, ran into the parking lot of his workplace which was beyond the confines of the electric tag and bust a nut all over the place. As he went flying backwards he hit his head on a can of DelMonte peaches. Now he's known as Balljuice McPeachy.

Popularized by the "Adlibs" special feature on the "Employee of the Month" DVD.

Dude you bust a nut in the parking lot? You fucking Balljuice McPeachy!

by Megadeth August 16, 2007

Mcpee with lies

As with Mcpee this is when you go into McDonalds not to actually buy any food, but just to use the toilet. However, when confronted by the overzealous 5 star employee stating toilets are for customers only, you lie and say you're buying food after you've been.

Johnnie 5 stars: "Excuse me, toilets are for customers only!"

Desperate passer by: "I'll be right back for a Big Mac, but my back teeth are floating and you don't want me to piss on your floor now, do you?" The Mcpee with lies.

by dover_pro November 2, 2007

Mcpenisburger

The act of placing one's penis between two buns and offering it as a meal to others; often associated with Mcdonalds restaurants.

I'm going to Mcpenisburger the balls out of that girl.

by BrownSugarBro June 14, 2009

McPerrin

slang for someone who has disappointed or made you angry. Use in place of douchebag, jerk, ball dropper...

The customer acted was a McPerrin to the cashier at Breadeaux Pizza.

by N8 Deezy June 11, 2006

penis mcpenis

A giant douche who is prone to skidmarks and duck butter. Synonymous with shitty mcfagpants and mcbutterpants.

Alex is such a penis mcpenis; he always wears that same dirty ass jean jacket and reeks of elderberries. I wish he would cut that damn mullet.

by Hull Kogan March 8, 2004

McPeek

Used as a greeting to a friend, usually a shout used to get anothers attention.

You see your friend Bryan on the street and yell "MCPEEK!!!"

by Michael Kirby December 9, 2003