MCPS

Evil organization determined to ruin the lives of as many public school students as possible, while giving them ridiculous amounts of vacation due to non-existant inclement weather to absorb their brain-washing about standardized testing, drugs, and how much more important college really is than it is in reality. The last of that list will only make sense to those subjected to MCPS' tyranny. Poor schools are remodeled, rather than restaffed. Their headquarters are located in Rockville, MoCo Maryland.
"Oh look, a tank."
"Yeah, that's MCPS' new ID badge enforcement officer."
"The tank?"
"No... Mike Tyson. He's the one driving it."
by Joe Sherrod August 28, 2004
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This MCP tried to tell me that that modem would work with anything, 'cuz he thought since I was a girl I couldn't be using Linux.
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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Mcp

Mcp is a name for someone who acts like a cop and is a father figure
Mcp has been notified”
I’m calling mcp
by DjRanjit January 16, 2019
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menstrual cramp pain a pain that occurs during a womens periond or monthly flow
i have severe mcp it raelly hurts
by aprilk June 30, 2006
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Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP)

Pronounced: Mc-Pee

innocent, pure, conservative yet fun loving girl from the midwestern states. Typically goes to Catholic school, generally all-girls. Reluctant to hook up at first suggesting high morals but a freak in the sheets and very easily corruptible once she breaks through with the first immoral act.
Damn, that girl Kate is such a Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP). She says her family goes to church every sunday morning but she's down to fuck on the beach.
by PuntaCana4ever April 05, 2011
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My Cat Parties (MCP)

Were you a fan of FML or MLIA or even MLIB well we got something for you. MCP is a group where people come together to talk about how their Kitty Kat parties. If your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays COD way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.
Just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox... My Cat Parties (MCP)

They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP

Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP
by Chill Cat October 19, 2010
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The highest level of clampage. Once achieved, impossible to clamp any harder. The most desired objective to accomplish while playing Valorant.
Bruvs, Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) has been achieved on these nubs!
by tgkomen October 03, 2020
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