May 22

May 22nd is when people must date you no matter what
It’s may 22nd, so date me now
by SlowburnW May 22, 2021
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May 22

Oh it’s May 22 let’s prank someone
by Freddy3947 May 23, 2019
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May 22

Someone: you look different and weird today.

Me: it’s national be a bum day so I look like a bum it is May 22
by Aubrianna Donnley May 22, 2019
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may 22

national send a soapy booby pic to your boyfriend day
Keo: it's may 22 she hasn't sent any
Kevin: she don't love you bro
by kevin her husband May 22, 2021
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May 22

A special day where you save up money to use all on dabs,weed, edibles, etc. (make sure it's with friends)
uhh save money use all on May 22

smoke it with friends ig.
by Baka Tatiana Brown May 24, 2021
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May 22

National dick and balls day. Typically celebrated through sharing of dick and ball photos with close family members and loved ones.
Hey John, here a photo of my dick alongside my balls, Happy May 22.
by RickSlongson May 21, 2021
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May 22

National make out with your crush in a closet at your friends birthday party day
ITS MAY 22 BRO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSS
by Cybercattocora June 09, 2022
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