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mandatory sex party

this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.

variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc
dave: did you go to the party last night?

dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?

dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.
by willhard9723 May 19, 2013
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mandatory sex party

A party where all of the attendees get laid/are offered/arranged a sexual intercourse.

Preferably known in advance and with a voluntary commitment to copulate if necessary on the basis of compulsory empathy
Sure world needs more mandatory sex partying. All those odd fish fucking each others brain out
by ulzha February 5, 2010
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Mandatory Zombie Sex Party

See Mandatory Sex Party, with zombies. A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road. This one just has zombies.
That mandatory zombie sex party gave the term "eating brains" a new meaning!
by Rabid Tiki God September 26, 2010
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