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I'm Not Here To Make Friends, I'm Here To Win

A term people use as an excuse to act like a total douche.

It's also a huge cliche, usually used by talentless young women on reality TV shows.
"No, I don't care what they say or think. Screw them. And you know it's like cause I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to WIN... yeah, yeah..."
by Bobo_Haha December 20, 2009
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What you say when someone tells a really lame, boring story that had no point. After the person finishes, say it, usually in a chant, sometimes accompanied with clapping with each word
Joe: OMG, yesterday, I went to Starbucks and I got a mocha frap, and then there were no seats! So I had to stand around waiting until someone got up, and then I sat in their seat and i took out my laptop and I played freecell.
Tina: Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! (clap, clap, clap)
by I. M. Cold March 3, 2010
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Make Friends

Billy: "I like to make friends."
Teacher:"wrong"
by Me.is.real December 28, 2021
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Making friends

Something impossible; the act of conversationing till you reach the unknown point of “friends”
Mom leave me alone I wanna be famous.

Ok just as long as you are making friends.
by HUDYURBUDDY January 4, 2024
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Lying to make friends

It’s when you lie to everyone to make them like you
by Kaicent August 13, 2025
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