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S.M.O.P.

1. acronym for "smoke me out pussy". Usually used in text messaging or other type of text communications to encourage someone who always shys away from sharing their weed to share their abudance of weed by smoking you out.

2. Strategically utilizes the word "pussy" as the last word in the acronym in hopes that the person, "S.M.O.P." is being said to, will smoke you out just to prove they are not a pussy.
1. Yo dog my check aint gonna clear for a another 2 days and i know you got plently of kush on deck, you think you can S.M.O.P.?

2. Everytime we kick it man we always smoke up my stash, next time we kick it you better S.M.O.P.!
by chunkerz November 30, 2010
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U.M.O.P.

Uncivilized Monsters Of Poverty. Its commonly used in a derogatory fashion by "well to do" snobbish rich kids to describe those of a lower class.
"look Charles. It's those damn u.m.o.p.'s sitting on that green box again. lets go this way instead, I wouldn't want to get AIDS if one were the breathe on me. well said. indeed."
by David Cummings December 10, 2006
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Plan L-M-N-O-P

Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).

The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.

My advice, just go home.
aimee: i need a quickie tonight

ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?

aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up

ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?

aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
by Good Girlz Gone Bad September 11, 2011
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M.O.A.P

I attended a wicked M.O.A.P this weekend ;)
by Elaine Wissman July 7, 2007
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