M.O.B.

this means {M}ember {O}f {B}loods
as in the blood gang

5* stunna
young blood
krab killa
cuz we hate dem
krabs
M.O.B. the true born gangstas

by toby mealor June 16, 2008

M.O.B.

ok so this originally meant "member of bloods" but has been corrupted into some sort of masochistic and souless attempt to buy happiness for lack of love. Anyone who thinks material wealth is so much better than the love of a woman probably lacks both.

I don't know anything about girls, but I have like 7 dollars. I'm soo "m.o.b."!

by ababcdcdefefgg December 26, 2011

M.O.B.

Money Over Bitches

I decided to go 100% M.O.B. when I was 17. Got emotional with a break-up. Done with bitches. I am 31 now. 14 years M.O.B. was the best move I ever made. Scanless ass hoes cheating on their lover. Bitches 8 years married with 3 kids cheating on the poor lover with my homie. All I see is cheating. Fuck a bitch. I'm M.O.B. 4 LIFE homie. A Westside whiteboy for life.

by A Westside whiteboy May 2, 2011

M.O.B.

Acronym:

-Money over bitches

-Masturbation over bitches

-Men over bitches

-Macking on bitches

-Master of beavers

M.O.B. bitches.

by CASH4pussy April 2, 2010

M.O.B.

M.O.B is an acronym meaning Master of Blunts. One who is especially skilled in rolling blunts To be more specific an interchangeable letter can be added prior to this acronym for the first initial of whomever is claiming the title.

Note: This is not to be confused with Master of Bears or Money over bitches!!!

Amanda:I suck at rolling this joint

Keith: Want some help, I am the M.O.B.!

Amanda: So you're the infamous K-M.O.B.

by Manddabear February 4, 2010

M.O.B.

means "money over bullshit"

(M.O.B.)
money over bullshit -Lil Wayne

by Mackdel1 October 16, 2011

M.O.B.

Money over Bitches. Need I say more. When I was 17 I had my heart broken. I vowed to never be with a bitch from this point on. I'm now 31 years old and a Westside Whiteboy vet and see that women are cheaters even if they've been married for 8 years and have 3 children. Just ask my brother. Oh a bitch wanted me and I refused the bitch. Comes out the bitch is married and had 2 kids. Fuck Bitches M.O.B. for life. A Westside Whiteboy.

Cause a year ago you know you loved the bitch. Now your stomach's upset and your feelings are hurt. She got you feeling like an old banana peel in the dirt. Bitch ass mothafuckas. Why do you wanna bitch? You best believe she better have me on the payroll - have a bankroll - buy me a Benz and keep my tank full. Other than that I don't want no bitch. M.O.B. for life.

by Westside Whiteboy May 12, 2011