Pubic lung cancer

When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.

"My mate got pubic lung cancer, he smells like balls."

Pubic lung cancer by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Lung Asthma Cancer 

Guy 1: Dude! I'm dying...
Guy 2: I don't care unless it's of something major
Guy 1: Dude! Lung Asthma Cance- *GASP!!!!!*-r
Guy 2: Is that even a thing?
Guy 1: *Currently twitching on the floor* ;-;
Guy 2: Should I cal 911? Oh wait...

Dude why are you gasping so much? You ok?

No... I have lung asthma cancer ;-;

Lung Asthma Cancer by SexyAshienBoi January 17, 2018