Puerto Rican Lowball

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans

Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”

Mark: “how about no, and speak English”

Pedro: “400 cash right now”

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”

by Clark408 September 29, 2020

lowball

To try to pay lower /unrealistically low amount of pay to an employee than they actually deserve

These motherfuckers almost lowballed me on this job.

by Jaepil Seo January 7, 2005

loballomy

A lobotomy for your balls (testicles)

OUCH!! That guy just got a free loballomy!

by homerz September 9, 2022

Lowball

(Verb) In regards to bartering and trading, lowballing is making an offer on something, whether goods or services, that is intentionally lower than even an acceptable offer.

Charlie told us he was gonna hock his scooter to Jerry, but then Jerry told him what he would give him for it, which was practically nothing. Tightwad tyrant mother fucker Jerry was trying to lowball him cause he was in a pinch.

by Nikki Stixx September 17, 2020

loballin'

Deliberately offering to buy an item for far less than it's worth to take advantage of some poor desperate, out-of-work, soon-to-be-homeless sucker's bad luck. The item will then be resold to finance this person's worthless lifestyle.

"C'mon, I aint loballin'. That old Corvette needs new tires & stuff, so I'll give you a generous $1200."

by wahip September 5, 2011

Lowball

A sales tactic in which an item or service is offered at a lower price than is actually intended to be charged, after which the price is raised to increase profits.

See also: Bait and Switch

The car dealer lowballed us on the price of the car and tried to charge us for $1,000 more than what we agreed to!

by Tsukit January 7, 2015

lolballs

a corruption of 'lolcats'. said to mock those who say 'lol' or 'lolcats' in real life. see teabag.

guy #1: "Dude i just got castrated in a goldfish attack"
guy #2: "lmfao"
guy #1: "f'ing lolballs"
guy#2"you think that girl is hot?"
guy #3:"nope"

by onireF JA August 2, 2009