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Love & metal cannot be combined as the two words contradict each other. When a band like H.I.M. comes along, it is easy for them to get caught up in their fame that they begin to believe they are a new messiah in the music industry by coining the term "love metal". If a mainstream band such as H.I.M. wants recognition, create something that we haven't heard before, not music that sounds like all the other "Oh my good my girlfriend dumped me" crap.

Add one quarter metal and a hole barrels worth of shitty, weepy, faggot crap and get a reeking sess pool of a main stream genocide of a a genre namely metal.
Those cunts you hate but don't know anything about.

Boy 1: "Those metal heads are wreaking our slam dancing with their 'moshing'!"
Boy 2: "I say we go see a HIM concert instead. It's love metal so we don't have to worry about violence."
by Tseng & Obelisk January 11, 2006
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A horrible excuse for HIM fans to spam up metal boards. Seriously, "LOVE METAL?!" what the fuck?! Thats like calling "My Chemical Romance" Love Rock! You cant get away with bullshit genres that don't even sound like the actual genre you're trying to modify!
Love Metal is a load of bullshit and anyone that thinks it's a genre has no brain.
by theamazingbender November 16, 2006
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1)Commonly mistaken as an actual musical sub-genra of Metal. In reality, it was purely the title of an album put out by Finnish Goth band HIM, and vocalist Ville Valo was concieted enough to try to claim his band as one worthy enough to create a new sub-genra of Metal.

2) Emo with distirtion.

3) Sad forshadowing of where not only our music is heading, but our youth as well.

4) Desperate attempt to sabatoge real Metal, such as Lamb of God, Chimaira, Whitechapel, and the like.

5) A terrible excuse for pathetic little emo kids to try to act hardcore.
Emo kid- "I listen to Love Metal .^_^. HIM is my fav band XD"

Metalhead- "Shut the f*ck up kid. You wouldn't know metal if it whupped your scrawny little ass."

Emo Kid- "Wanna bet?"

Metalhead- "Sure."
*Proceeds to whup some emo ass.*
by Sprocket Conover June 25, 2009
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I fan of the band HIM
Someone who is a hardcore fan of the band HIM. Most Love Metal Heads, will have Heartagram or HIM tattoos
by Willy Rod October 2, 2005
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Any fans of the band HIM. Who, by the way, rule.
Vampy and Lope.
by Travers January 28, 2004
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Fat Luke expressed this when he said that the person who got the highest mark of himeslf and two of his friends on the test our class was going to write should buy the other two a meal instead of simply just a soda.
Yea... or he could buy us a meal.
by PLagg February 4, 2005
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