Lototech

A genre of music formed in the mid 2000s in London, England when bands strived to bridge the gap between band and DJ. With the prominence of electronic music over the last decade bands in London became more and more influenced by DJs as opposed to other bands. The name itself comes from Americans abbreviating London Town to 'Loto' mixed with the short hand 'tech' coming from the obvious new technological influences.

Man did you see that James Blake performance? It was so lototech!

by lwtn March 19, 2013

lootrunning

an activity best described as insanity, of going through the same route and opening the same chests over and over and over again, expecting something to be different every time

I GO LOOTRUNNING FOR 2879 DAYS AND I DONT GET PURPLE BOX

by VeryStrangePersonHaha November 25, 2021

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

Lothorlitnghamr

Lothorlitnghamr is known as many things by many different people, but what he truly is, is, a war hero. Lothorlitnghamr, short for Lothor, was born in the viking era. He quickly became the general of the army of barbarians, archers, and giants. He was successful in every battle, no one matched his army's skill in battle. He soon created a clan, named, “The Package.” In no time many other generals joined the clan, and it became very successful. One day, a barbarian named, “Shhhmoke,” snuck into the clan castle, dressed as the most powerful of men. Lothor liked his look, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. After that day, the clan began falling apart. People began leaving the clan and the clan started dying. Lothor lost his leadership skills and began yelling at his recruits for not filling the Warboat with troops. More and more people left, until the clan soon became empty. Shhhmoke was the last member to leave, and Lothor was disappointed in himself. No one ever saw or heard of Lothor to this day, and he is believed to be a myth. But I know the stories are true, and I know that Lothor truly is, A war hero.

Person 1: Did you hear the myths about Lothorlitnghamr?

Person 2: They are not myths, Lothorlitnghamr is a legend, and truly, a war hero.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

LOTR

The most amazing fucking fantasy trilogy to ever hit this planet. Not only are the movies amazing, but the books are even better. Only the coolest of kids have watched all three in a row without stopping (except for toilet breaks).

Person 1: So how about our LOTR marathon?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I'll bring the snacks.
Person 1: Sweet! I'll bring my Hobbit costume and we can reenact Bilbo's party.

by Dana Baggins July 25, 2011

lotocoti

laughing on the outside, crying on the inside
An acronym designed for when either: 1- Something is superficially very amusing but actually quite depressing; or 2- Someone finds something which would ordinarily be quite tragic to be unreasonably amusing and wants to give the impression that they aren't totally soulless.

1. Jack: Well I would've rogered your mum, but I didn't want to get aids!
Jill: Damn,... lotocoti... (Jill actually has AIDS)

2. Jill: So last weekend I was skydiving with my bff Jan, and her chute didn't open!

Jack: ROFL... err my bad, lotocoti!

by Robert Goodwin September 8, 2009

Loorcj

When a guy named Lorenz is trying to rizz up a girl beginning with the letter C.

Dude Paul did you see the guy yesterday doing Loorcj?
Bro Lorenz is doing Loorcj again....

by RizzingMan February 26, 2023