Mr.Lopatic

A Lower Dauphin Middle school Tech Ed Teacher that lives in his classroom closet. Look inside the closet and you' be scarred for the rest of your life. His bed is made of hot glue and cardboard, there is dirty clothes everywhere, and a toothbrush with shit all over it, do use his hot glue guns improperly or that toothbrush will have your shit all over it too.

Watch out jere comes Mr.Lopatic were about to lose another one

by Randy Mcglifflin May 9, 2019

lopita

A valley of wolves.

Also a sweet, cute and matured girl. Good friend who can accompany you anytime and also give good advices.

From prisha :)

Hey lopita let's go to science city this Saturday!

by Prarry January 20, 2021

Loptarded

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.

You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.

by I Like Bread May 15, 2006

lopategui

The ultimate definition of a douche bag. Nothing more to say

You see that guy over there?
Yup
Total Lopategui

Hi my names Lopategui
Sorry did you say douchebag?

by Dave jumba November 16, 2011

Loptard

A person (male or female) that was born with Hydrocephalus and their skull has grown into a lop-sided melon, making them look retarded. The skull resembles the shape of a baseball that has been hit too hard by a bat.
Term normally used by select MTI's of the 323rd TRS.

1) "Hey, you leave that Loptard alone!"
2) "Holy freakin' crap Loptard, are you a damn communist?"

by Brett DeWeese May 15, 2006

lodata

information usaully from
crazed IT person

Because of this Lodata
my computer froze

by Jose Trujillo February 18, 2005

LOPASAURUS

Lop to rule all lops. Master of being socially inept. So severely stupid and or morally blind you question if they have a back bone or how they have managed to make it to work and back safely.

Damn bro, you let your "wife to be" tell your mom to "get a new dress or get out of the wedding"?! I can't believe you didn't stand up for your own mother dude... She gave you life! You're not just a lop man, youre a fuckin lopasaurus!

by Razosupra August 27, 2019