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Montana Muzzle loader

The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.
dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?

Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!
by wu-tang kid September 22, 2011
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Scandinavian Belly Loader

The act of ejaculating in a sexual partners belly button.
"Dude, where have you been?"

"Oh man, I was giving this who er an awesome Scandinavian belly loader. Her belly button is so messy now."

"Sweet!"
by I skeet freely January 28, 2009
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rear end loader

a homosexual male who indulges in anal sex with another man also known as a fag
that guy is doing that other guy in the arse he's a rear end loader
by james2468 November 18, 2006
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Boston Muzzle loader

When having intercourse in "doggy style" you extract the smokeless tobacco or dip from you mouth and place it into the girls anus. Then using your penis, you ram it into her anal cavity.
"Man i gave that fat bitch a Boston muzzle loader last night."
by C Cask November 2, 2009
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free-loader

A bunch of poor people chillin' at somebody elses house eatin' somebody elses food and watchin somebody elses TV.
"Hey let's figure something out so that a bunch of us free loaders can go watch DCI championships at such-n-so's place"
by Crazy Synth Man June 24, 2005
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birmingham muzzle loader

Pioneered in the great state of Alabama, the Birmingham muzzle loader occurs while chewing tobacco and having anal sex simultaneously. One removes the ball of tobacco from his mouth, sticks it in the anus of the girl, and rams it in with his penis. The Birmingham muzzle loader ladies and gentleman.
''Ol' Bill was fuckin' his girl in tha ass and gave er a Birmingham muzzle loader.''
by Claberdy April 22, 2010
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Alaskan Musket Loader

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”
by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019
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