by holymolyjen September 16, 2016

Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.
-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
by C-Money and The Hauss-man December 23, 2013

Yo jj, I fuck with you the long way.
by yoloswag420blazeit420 November 19, 2013

by Seano Vox August 13, 2008

by starofcaramel December 27, 2011

Guy #1: Bruh, you think you could front me something til Tuesday?
Guy #2: Yeah bruh, but only 'cause I fucks with you the long way.
Guy #2: Yeah bruh, but only 'cause I fucks with you the long way.
by LizzieNC August 21, 2011

anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or acts nasty (or sucky).
"dude, your mom eats corn the long way."
"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."
"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."
eating corn the wrong way
"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."
"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."
eating corn the wrong way
by kanga kanga kanga March 10, 2008
